Happy Birthday
Immaculate.
Beavis and Butthead Interpret The Jersey Shore
Butthead: Guidos, Juice Heads & Gorillas, oh my!
Beavis: What’s the difference between a Juice Head & a Gorilla?
Butthead: I think all Juice Heads are automatically Gorillas, but you can be a Gorilla and not be a Juice Head
Beavis: Ok, then are all Guidos, Gorillas and Juice Heads?
Butthead: Uh…I think to be a Guido, you have to, at least, be a Gorilla or a Juice Head, but you don’t have to be both of them
Beavis: Ok…so everybody who’s a Guido is, um, either a Juice Head or a Gorilla…and then, all the Juice Heads are Gorillas, but you can be a Gorilla and not be a Guido or a Juice Head…but you could be too?
Butthead: I think you figured it out, Beavis!
Beavis: So is Snooki and Gorilla?
Butthead: Damn it, Beavis! You’ve watched 3 season of this show, and you’ve learned NOTHING! What a waste of time!
Beavis: I guess I need to watch them again
God this is awesome!
It’s crazy when you compare your petty little problems to people who are dealing with something greater than most of the hardships you’ve ever faced combined, regardless of what it may be.
“I just want it to be over. I’m so fucking tired of being sick. You know if this surgery doesn’t work, it’s um…that’s it. And I’ve never, you know, I’ve never been to fucking Canada. I’ve never told a girl I loved her. It sounds stupid, doesn’t it?”
(Source: drunkandblogging)
